jake
@jakecumbrian
Cumbria’s ambassador to Kent
The Haters, seething: Sir, are you a pedophile? Me, unbothered: (turning up the Evita soundtrack and gliding smoothly away)
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein may have been working with Russian or Chinese intelligence, according to CIA officer Mike Baker.
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein may have been working with Russian or Chinese intelligence, according to CIA officer Mike Baker.
“Miles Davis? From jazz?”
Miles Davis from Jazz is reportedly coming to Fortnite. (Source: @FNBRintel)
Miles Davis from Jazz
Name a fictional character that could beat him
Suck his own dick. Which is where you come in.
Look at that golf swing for a 79 year old… Beautiful! Is there anything this man can’t do?
the man who wrote jurassic park was 6'9" bro was focused on the wrong raptors
MGW: “I can’t wait to win things this year with the boys” Marianaki: “that’s it, smile and wave, everybody’s happy”
🚨 EXCL: Nottingham Forest in talks with Morgan Gibbs-White about signing new contract. 25yo midfielder’s existing terms expire in June 2027 & Tottenham Hotspur pushed to secure England international but poised to stay in huge boost to #NFFC @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/64858…
"Thank you for calling Radio Psychic. Do you have a song request?" "It's Raining Men!"
Israeli officials now admit: No Proof Hamas Routinely Stole U.N. Aid No kidding. It's amazing how easy it is to deceive Israel loyalists. IDF releases a no-context video of 3 Palestinians eating, and they run around saying: see, Hamas steals the food! nytimes.com/2025/07/26/wor…
This is what 6 months of woke can do to you
Former Arkansas WR just 6 months after transferring from Arkansas to Cal
Do you remember them cunts who were giving Temu their name, bank details, mother's maiden name and blood group because they'd give them £20? They were less stupid than the cunts tagging Grok into everything.
Considering this post is strictly screenshots of my words, albeit manipulated to change the material meaning of my second statement, should I not be eligible for at least 50% of the ad revenue generated by this post?
Considering this post is strictly screenshots of my words, albeit manipulated to change the material meaning of my second statement, should I not be eligible for at least 50% of the ad revenue generated by this post?
hello toilet police… ur gonna wanna come down and take a look at this..
Wow I’ve always wanted to be able to lean over slightly
Robotic tail developed by researchers at Keio University in Japan, designed to improve human balance