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Senior Bee Guard @WyoDems | Organizer | @TheDaltonSchool Class of '26 | Formerly @WarrenForAmerica | Formerly @BetoForAmerica | #ChildrenAreNotTheirGrandfathers
The most amazing thing about Trump is that his main defense is "Epstein? You're still on that old shit?" while still in a feud with Rosie O'Donnell and no one can say with a straight face that he doesn't have an opinion about how the Mets fucked up game 7 of the 1973 World Series
I had brief phone call with President Trump this morning. When asked about the wedding photos showing Epstein attended, he responded, “You’ve got to be kidding me,” before repeatedly calling CNN “fake news” and hanging up. cnn.com/2025/07/22/pol…
Fred Hampton was 19 YEARS OLD when he chaired the Chicago chapter of the BPP. You losers keep worshipping and infantilizing these frauds and charlatans ad viable leaders for the working class and wonder why this country is capitalist hellhole it is.
AOC is only 35 years old so I give her a break. That's way too young to be in Congress, of course she will make some mistakes. No reason to go on and on about it.
i absolutely love conspiracy theories that dont even try to have a thesis. just "that seems weird to me and is therefore suspicious," like a dog that doesnt trust the new couch
israelis are like here’s some girl who died… please masturbate to her to help israel
Karin Vernikov had just finished her time in the IDF and had just got home from a horse riding trip to South Africa, when Hamas attacked on October 7. She was only 22. "My little girl won’t come back, I can’t hug you. How can I go on, how can I breathe without you?" her…
You have to admit it's weird that every single non-Jewish right-winger who wants to make a living writing posts for an outfit called The American Thinker becomes a Catholic. You'd think at least a couple would become Shinto or something but nope, every one
I had brief phone call with President Trump this morning. When asked about the wedding photos showing Epstein attended, he responded, “You’ve got to be kidding me,” before repeatedly calling CNN “fake news” and hanging up. cnn.com/2025/07/22/pol…
No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.
No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.
This death scene alone influenced a huge part of my sense of humor
everyone respond to this tweet with your favorite joke from the Police Squad!/Naked Gun series
netanyahu has diarrhea. here’s a video of a bunch of bullshit from movies for babies
NETANYAHU IS SUFFERING FROM FOOD POISONING TRUMP IS SUFFERING FROM DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS MUSK IS SUFFERING FROM STAGE 2 NECK CANCER THE DICTATORS ARE SUFFERING THE WORLD IS HEALING
*titters stripperishly* I've also never gotten 81... *blows crack smoke into his ear* is that... 12 more than 69......
"We all talk about the incredible popularity of Barack Obama. Barack Obama never got more than 69 million votes. My dad got 81 million votes."
One of the funnier effects of a decade of Trump is how many rightwing guys are now really chintzy and queeny like him. They're retvrnposting fancams of scarlett o'hara in ball gowns
Was it all worth it ? Is the Ethiopian food that good ?
definitely going to end up on a hospital’s x-ray hall of fame board
Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach
Jubilee: A Heterosexual vs. The 20 Men I've Most Recently Had Sex With
Then maybe you journalists can answer why there is no concern over the fact that your publisher Lauren Powell Jobs has a history with Epstein — here she is vacationing with Ghislaine Maxwell.
Then maybe you journalists can answer why there is no concern over the fact that your publisher Lauren Powell Jobs has a history with Epstein — here she is vacationing with Ghislaine Maxwell.