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DeSantis Conservative. From the 1900s. Unapologetically Prosemite & Pro Life. Pronouns: Madison/Coolidge/Friedman #NewFederalist
If you've been a conservative for longer than Trump has been in politics, and find yourself befuddled by recent uses of words that you believe you once understood. Here is a thread of new words, and words with new definitions to help you in this bizarre political landscape.
Thanks to the foresight and strategic vision of minor attracted person @mattgaetz Thanks, Matt! You ginormous douchecanoe!
Mike Johnson is a little twerp who was put in place to protect the swamp.
Plenty of people are piling on Joe about the UBI issue, and rightfully so. However, he says that people are paycheck to paycheck... Why? I thought prices were down and that we were in the "Golden Age?!" Surely people aren't having trouble making ends meet during a golden age...
Joe Rogan: "Most people right now are working paycheck to paycheck. They’re barely getting by. Any catastrophe would eliminate all savings. Universal Basic Income would make it so you no longer have to worry about food and shelter."
Tell me you've never read the Constitution without telling me.
Sunny Hostin on Colbert cancellation: “If the comedians are being attacked, then that means our Constitution is being dismantled." Incredible.
Make shooting Nazis and Commies great again!
Same goes for commies really.
Breaking News: @chasedownleads appears to take credit for Ozzy's death. More at 11:00
Guess who owns the funeral home 😎
Please make this happen... PLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEASE! @RepThomasMassie @catturd2
Hear me out
Prediction: In the next 72 hours, Barack Hussein Obama will be indicted.
Prediction: In the next 72 hours, Barack Hussein Obama will be indicted.
Announcing the winner of this tonight at 8pm EST! Follow @guncollective right now to get entered!
Announcing the winner of this tonight at 8pm EST! Follow @guncollective right now to get entered!
Is this @SouthernKeeks testing out a new antiperspirant?
I had no idea at any point where this ad was going.
Pretty sure this guy was set up next to a horse drawn wagon near the hardware store. He sold me a bottle of elixir that cures hair loss, night sweats, sour disposition, and consumption. My hair is gone, and I haven't had a regular constitutional since...
why does this guy look like hes about to open a shop in my town that sells items that fulfill the townspeoples deepest darkest desires, but come at a terrible cost?
"The United States has generated $100.5 BILLION this year from tariffs..." Where did that money come from? Be specific. Cite your sources. What amount of tax revenue on American citizens, in addition to their existing tax burden is acceptable?
The United States has generated $100.5 BILLION this year from tariffs as of JULY 14, the latest data available — 111.5% MORE than the same time last year. President Trump was right, and the experts were wrong - again.
Counter point: A kidney stone would take down any hardened fighter. ~Signed a kidney stone survivor
Catturd is the typical boomer. That tough guy attitude. Thinks he can take anyone in a fight. Would lose to a kidney stone.
Melanie - Brand New Key Additional suitable songs include, but are not limited to: Friday - Rebecca Black Fackotree Song - Some Asian woman on Social Media PopoZao - Kevin Federline Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby Banana Phone - Raffi
What are we playing for the little fcker?
Me: compelled outside of my will to drink from paper straws in some feeble attempt to save sea turtles. Pakistan, India, and China:
This is Pakistan.
Thoughts and prayers isn't enough. We must stand upon their graves, even drag their corpses out to display so that we can politically grandstand upon the tragedy of a mentally ill person murdering them!
Today marks 13 years since the Aurora movie theater shooting, where twelve people lost their lives. Holding victims in our thoughts and prayers isn’t enough. We must pass common sense gun legislation to put an end to the gun violence epidemic once and for all.