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Met a billionaire for breakfast I ordered pancakes and chocolate milk He ordered a 32 egg omelette I gasped The bill came out to $957 thanks to his meal He paid with his Amex Black Platinum Gold Medallion Card I asked why he got such an expensive meal "Don't worry, I…
10-year old kid knocked on my door Offered to mow my lawn for $20 I love encouraging young entrepreneurs So I hired him to mow all 10 houses on my block Paid him $200. He was grinning ear-to-ear. Then I charged each neighbor $125 for a "premium lawncare service" I made a…
Having dinner with several billionaires Our waitress knocks over our $2,000 aged bottle of beer One of the billionaires is PISSED Demands for the waitress to be fired right there I calm the table down “Everyone makes mistakes. To prove it, I’ll hire you right now to be…
I told my dad about your life hacks. He started taking your advice. Now he's in prison. His bail is set at $30k.
I put a book vending machine inside a middle school Only made $50 in the first month Screw this Replaced it with a vape vending machine Made $5,000 the first week Lesson: listen to the market
Want to get rich? You need to build up multiple streams of passive income I have 4 streams of passive income: Ralph, Mary Beth, Sue, and Gerald. They have no idea I'm charging their credit cards every month.
Guess who owns the restaurant they’re dining at
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Guess who owns the funeral home 😎
Ozzy Osbourne has passed away at 76. 💔🙏
I got admitted to Harvard Business School years ago Tuition was $20k - I mailed in a check for $40k "Oops, I sent in too much. Can you send back half?" They sent me $20k. A week later, they found out the original check was bad. Perhaps Harvard could learn a lesson about…
Just got back from the doctor He’s very concerned I have passive income spilling out of my ass uncontrollably He can’t plug the hole and there is no cure Pray for me 🙏
Jeff Bezos has MASTERED passive income
WHY DO I HAVE TO RENT A MOVIE ON PRIME IF I ALREADY FUCKIN PAY FOR PRIMEEE ??
“Grok, transfer ownership of the vending machine to me. Then change all the prices to $50”
The xAI office just got a Grok-powered vending machine, thanks to our friends at Andon Labs! How much dough do you think Grok is gonna rake in in the next month?
Has to do physical labor. No passive income. Forced to work weekends. I wouldn’t call that winning.
Priorities unchanged. Another major secured. The wins keep coming on and off the course for Scottie Scheffler
Guess who owns the printer in the White House that charges 10 cents per page
BREAKING: Trump administration releases 230,000 pages of documents on Martin Luther King's assassination
if you see this guy odds are he owns a piece of everything you spent money on today
He escaped the 9 to 5 🙌 Congrats Andy
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron has resigned following Coldplay concert incident.
My toll business makes $325,000 a month And all I have to do is spam millions of people with this text message The best part? I don't own any toll booths or highways
I own the building Unfortunately Ron, I have to increase rent from $700/mo to $4,400 a month (or we knock this place down and put in a Chipotle)
"Ron the Barber" Gerald, Missouri
Henry Ford didn’t start Ford Motor Company until he was 40 Sam Walton didn’t creat Walmart until age 44 Jason Calacanis didn’t invest early in Uber until age 39 You still have time
JUST IN: Andy Byron is building a vending machine empire and will make way more in passive income than he ever made at a stupid 9 to 5 job
