mary
@gondorsqueen
az. haunted. 🇵🇸
why don't plankton just run into the krusty krab with a gun and blow everyone shit smoove off
Working with another supervisor on something and instead of asking if they wanted to meet to share notes I asked if she wanted to touch tips, I need to be put down
I post a picture on IG and lose followers almost every time. Built different.
Maybe if I focus hard enough I can trade places with my cat rolling around in the background

Did the most low quality Choso makeup in the middle of the night the other night for no reason


You may be immune to arrows but let’s see how you hold up against bullets
I walked into the bar as soon as a Sepultura song came on and immediately regained full HP
I haven’t seen a single person on this trail which means I’m either the luckiest mf alive or I’m about to get serial killed crazy style