nikki

anyways…… hey guys :)

my dads already dead jennifer. nice try though

the righties had to think I was talking about tr*mp maybe I was talking about Austin Carlisle

get to see @gondorsqueen twice in one week. never kill yourself

KALE DAY KALE DAY KALE DAY

gonna be doing armpit sniff tests at the orthodox show tomorrow you will immediately be turned away if I don’t smell deodorant

tonight we let the olive garden talk

sometimes a girl needs a hug

80 was required to pass and I got a 78 so yall do the math on that one

everyone look how cute my nails are right now

Seeing My Neighbor Totoro with @gxngrave tonight will fix me

taking my entrance exam for medic school today everyone say good luck Nikki

okay yes I will rewatch schitts creek

everyone say happy birthday to Morgan OR ELSE

if you don’t want me to be reading your texts maybe you shouldn’t have your phone out next to me

my roommate just sent me a video of her singing happy birthday to my dads ashes

ok I see why yall fuck with the pillsbury doughboys or whatever they’re called

yeah I used to say this too, turns out I was an alcoholic

an inmate gave me his inmate number and told me to write him in prison today. shooters shoot

y’all (men) are very weird