Big Slug

I learned from last year and tied my hair back this time

They gave me a temporary uniform at work and i look like an inmate

Google memories makes me miss my old hair at least once a month, im growing it back this time without the stupid ass undercut

Im so sleepy im not even being sexy OR funny at work today

My little cat tenant paid rent early, i wanna keep the bones but idk what to do with the rest of it, do y’all have any tips for cleaning off the meat and feathers?

This guy farted at the urinal and looked real embarrassed cuz there were a lot of people waiting so i lowkey cropdusted him in solidarity as i passed by ✊🏽 now theyre looking at both of us twin

they should invent a sitting with the unknown that’s tolerable

Slug’s balls look fat? 1 million like Slug’s truck look good? -42 likes

Its coming along

Gave shawty a bath

Squirrel opps when you up pole

Y’all see the lovehandles disappearing right?

Rip

Its like every time i wear a white shirt to work it just summons the dirtiest fucking job possible

You’d think i eat a lot of fiber the way shit dont bother me

Theres something real bisexual about using wired headphones

Old, but it still bark

LOTR marathon gave me my inspiration back, this is a wip ⛓️‍💥

Practicing my switch kick and i just broke my toenail and im bleeding out……

Found this exact same mug at goodwill like eight years ago, and about two years ago i was really stoned and dropped the poor fella, ive been on the hunt for another one ever since

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