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@fuckasparagus
Im at a italian restaraunt, the fettucini was fabuloso
i don't smoke cigarettes but if mr. cig handed me one i would be inclined to smoke it
The Mr. Cig cigarette mascot visiting hospital patients, 1948.
SHANE GILLIS AT THE ESPYS: "Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in D.C., Mike Pence almost died." "There was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but I guess it got deleted..."
fucking clanker
Uncle bot update: he's now touring the country and taking pictures with fans.
i do this, and there's nothing wrong with it
bro was really drinking milk while eating his cereal 😭 #superman
oh okay. well if you're saying that it must not be true then thanks for clearing the air!
As a former Israeli Prime Minister, with the Mossad having reported directly to me, I say to you with 100% certainty: The accusation that Jeffrey Epstein somehow worked for Israel or the Mossad running a blackmail ring is categorically and totally false. Epstein’s conduct,…
So funny that dems finally have a guy who's actually popular and charismatic and everything they could hope for but they have to fold their arms and huff about him because of Israel.
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
Israelis be named eatin fishburger
Imagine going to class with this guy