Geoff IX
@geofftheninth
Back on the road again. Geek. Author. Gamer. Politico. Quizmaster. Keeper of Fish. Pronouns: Pineapple/Pizza *Posts Expire*
You now need more documentation to have a wank than you do to cross the channel on a dinghy and get a free house.
You now have to verify your age on Pornhub. Opinions? Do you think this is a good or bad thing.
The signs displayed by the different sets of protesters, at Epping & elsewhere, are telling. The locals have home-made signs - each one individual, thrown together hurriedly from cardboard etc. This indicates a group of individuals coming together impromptu to express their…
🔴 Concerns for free speech mount as Home Office creates team to flag signs of potential unrest Read more below ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/…
🔴 Concerns for free speech mount as Home Office creates team to flag signs of potential unrest Read more below ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/…
Why are the @ukhomeoffice trying to control the way we think about immigration rather than actually dealing with it?
🚨NEW: The home office have established an elite squad to monitor anti-migration sentiment on social media
“ .. and everyone who likes a Rupert Lowe tweet has their biometric data added to this directory here ..”
Good morning. One of my employees on a 24x7 work team has gone sick and I unexpectedly have to fill in. On a Sunday. No other available options. This is literally a picture of me heading in to the office right now.

I'm convinced a Minister was bribed by a VPN salesman.
The Online Safety Act was one of the most naive policies put forward by the previous Tory government. I’m still yet to hear one good argument in favour of it.
The BMA have always been arseholes. A friend in the nursing profession can write Icelandic sagas on her “resident doctors” monumental cockups that she’s had to mop up. People near death turned away, broken legs “managed” into embolisms… you name it, Tarquin has f*cked it up.
IQ of a Somalian.
It’s not the BMA “undermining the trade union movement”. It’s a Labour Prime Minister, writing in the Murdoch press, urging junior doctors to break with their union leadership. That’s a direct attack on trade unionism. Solidarity with @TheBMA and junior doctors on strike.
My birthday is panning out exactly as you'd expect! Even Ralphy disapproves of my drinking :)

For me it's been completely and absolutely the opposite. The more you see of the world, the less you want it living next door.
A take: The more you travel, the less politically extreme you become.
Well, it's just turned midnight here so I might as well open my cards and presents. Happy birthday to me! I share this day with the 1704 capture of Gibraltar by English and Dutch troops, and the registration of the 500,000th Dutch TV set in 1958.

Ha-ha-ha. The bloody tree’s in there too!
He's with Captain Tom now
When you have even lost that retard Clive fucking Lewis then you must surely know that a plane ticket back home to Guyana is the easiest way out.
Even Clive Lewis knows @DavidLammy is a complete embarrassment to the UK…🤡🤡
It seems that more people have landed on our coasts this year than are in the @RoyalNavy
"My city"? Islamabad?
An honour to have celebrated the extraordinary life and legacy of Ozzy Osbourne just weeks ago. Devastated to hear the news of his death today. One of the greatest gifts my city gave the world. My thoughts are with his family. In Ozzy’s own words: Birmingham forever.
The best junior doctors have already left for Australia. Only the crap ones are still in the UK because nobody else wants them for 10 years before they are all replaced by AI and robots. Give them fuck all. Especially the stuck up arrogant Junior Doctor retard who killed my mum.
In previous disputes the public were broadly on the side of the workers. That’s not going to be the case this time. Lunacy from the BMA.
RIP old chap, the songs were better than your grasp of economics. #theironmanchancellor