Martin Knight

The signs displayed by the different sets of protesters, at Epping & elsewhere, are telling. The locals have home-made signs - each one individual, thrown together hurriedly from cardboard etc. This indicates a group of individuals coming together impromptu to express their…

The Chief Constable of Essex did not answer questions about masked activists being led to face off with worried residents of Epping adequately.

The lack of action in the Channel and levels of unfathomable incompetence in ‘stopping the boats’ all makes sense when you finally accept this one premise: It’s intentional.

If I hadn’t been on Twitter I would never have known there was such a thing as an “Overton Window”.

Keir Starmer has the look of a boy at school who has been erroneously put in the A stream & is terrified he is going to be discovered by his teachers & his classmates.

Dear @elonmusk - any thoughts on continuing to allow X users to ban replies to their tweets? It is the equivalent of someone bursting into the debating room, shouting “you’re all ***ts”, & running off”. Sadiq Khan is a serial offender on switching off replies.

I’m older now than Buster Merryfield was when he took the part of Uncle Albert in Only Fools & Horses. Blimey!

15 years… miss him every day. One of a kind… The Hurricane x

There is a lot of talk about riots - and it’s not coming from the streets. Something is off.

The jailer in Monopoly was quite old wasn’t he?

Let’s see.

Expect King Charles to announce that a significant property in the Crown Estate to be turned over to HMO status very soon.

I look forward to the upcoming documentary “My life undercover in a migrant hotel”. It’ll be a long wait.

Contrary to Keir Starmer’s claim, Britain is not “open for business”. You couldn’t send a clearer signal to the world than closing a large chunk of the hotel estate to legitimate visitors.

When they calculate the cost of hotels for illegal migrants I bet they don’t include the hit to UK tourism.

An updated one would need to include a turd or two.

Policing has obviously changed. In my day they did everything they could to keep different factions apart, not bring them together.

I’ve been trying to find the right words as I’m absolutely gutted to hear about the passing of Joey Jones. A brilliant teammate at @ChelseaFC, an even better man off the pitch. Always full of passion, energy & heart. Privileged to have shared the pitch with him. RIP Joey 💙 #CFC

Ozzy Osbourne (1948 - 2025) The end of an aura. Ozzy has directed the money raised to Parkinson’s research. Good life. Good man. Goodbye