MADAME MAXINE
@fopeeee
Numbers girl.becoming ungovernable!!! Ramblings of a Half Blood.frequently fatigued flamingo
My coworker who knows I had lunch beers but cant prove it
You will be interacting with people on twitter without knowing the atrocious and barbarous acts they are capable of.
Walk with me.
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Fun fact, my dad discovered he had high blood pressure by participating in a parent's race at my primary school interhouse sport. Showing up for me possibly saved his life.
Children’s end of session party, 97% present parents are mothers, 3% are fathers. Children will forever lean more towards their mothers 🤦🏽♂️😭
the price of Trisha tying her tubes is mass death
Chuck Mangione has died at 84, TMZ reports.
I hate dickriders so bad, even when it’s my own dick in question. Literally take my epon out your mouth wtf? 😭
People need to realize that unless u are severely (like non verbal) autistic, being “socially awkward” is something you can fix with practice. Social skills are like any skills: some people are born w natural ability, most people have to learn thru practice
I have a good friend who’s an ultra smart data science guy. Masters in statistics, great job, 6’2”. Maybe a touch socially awkward but a good dude. Legit cannot find a gf. Years of frustration on dating apps. Feel for him. These types of guys used to clean up with women.
A huge thank you to all the 2,000,000 🤭 people following me. I’m so grateful. I started tweeting about financial literacy on this app and went on to build a community for adults. Based on demand, we launched a financial literacy app and tools for children. We want to catch…
No amount of “he has to work” “he has to make money to pay the fees” will ever make sense when we have discourses like this. In a year, your child has 3 EOS parties and 3 PTA meetings or so. Are you telling me that in a year, you can’t try to attend even 1 of each? Haba!
Children’s end of session party, 97% present parents are mothers, 3% are fathers. Children will forever lean more towards their mothers 🤦🏽♂️😭
The year gonna be 2064 and we gonna have a robots protesting for equal rights and this tweet gonna be used as a example of oppression that their Grandbots went through 😭
when u call customer support and a clanker picks up
Legal realizing that the contract they’re supposed to review already has a signature
Hmm some people are saying that it’s shameful. I think the problem is that people internalise the idea that to want closeness is to be unattractively desperate, instead of simply human. Unlearn that rubbish and be free.
There’s no shame in wanting closeness, or in feeling starved for it.
$4200??? Is harry controlling it through his phone ???😭
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