Mikael

Just got my new Enhanced ID what's everyone think?

Jerking off before I go to the bar so I can last longer jerking off when I get home from the bar

It's crazy how saying retarded is back

My friend has 1.7M followers on Tik Tok but our friend group still refers to me as the "influencer" I have a reputation to uphold

I can't believe I'm being forced to record a Tik Tok right now

I'm never drinking again

Age Gap Summer

Looking at the Sephora receipt when she said she just needed a few things

Hopefully this heat reminds her she won't survive hell and needs to change

Is this what it feels like to be Bacardi Capital

Asked for a blue Gatorade at Balthazar and they said they didn’t have any. Guess I’ll settle for a gin and tonic

Its crazy you can give a baby non alcoholic beer

My coworker who knows I had lunch beers but cant prove it

Best Afters Nicknames: Sultan of Sack Line Lieutenant Prince/Princess of Powder Brickolas Cage 8Ball Revere Duke of Duces Did I miss anything?

Reminder the Swedish House Mafia Under the K bridge presale goes lives at 2 PM ET