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And to my children I leave 127 open tabs on safari
Listening to Pleaser by @prettybittermp3 for the second time today and I smiled so big as soon as Outer Heaven (the closer) came on. That melody is so fun and I always love a good reprise on an album
Went to the @LiquidDeath chainsaw-sliced sandwiches event!! Unfortunately we got there too late to get ours sliced but it was still a lot of fun to watch. I love @sheetz for putting this on
if you're socially awkward there's something wrong with you. everyone is weirded out by you and you're right to feel anxious about it.
Listening to @BlindEquation A Funeral in Purgatory when “still” comes on. Halfway through I’m awestruck by how cool and beautiful it is. What a fucking great artist, man.
i had to get the cats sedatives so they can go on a plane ride soon but the vet wanted me to test the medicine before the trip to make sure they don’t have a bad reaction, i gave it to them all an hour ago… do u guys think my boy is feeling it yet…?
#M3GAN 2.0 UNRATED is now available to watch at home and @meetM3GAN & @UniAllAccess sent us a few things in celebration - including a bottle of her new Captain M3GAN Spiced Rum! M3GAN tells us that everyone who RTs this tweet will be entered to win a Digital code...
Yo I’ve been working in a gas station kitchen for almost a year now and finally had a regular customer bring me food in return!! I don’t expect anything but he works at Little Caesar’s and comes in here to eat all the time. Told him I love their pizza and he brought me in one
Why do rappers have so many fake friends? Is this a normal problem for people that I'm just lucky not to have? Or do I have it and not know?
They said make it “buzzworthy.” We said, “where’s the chainsaw?” We teamed up with @LiquidDeath for the most violently delicious MTO moment of all time. Come witness the carnage for yourself on July 25! Location: Sheetz #748 1664 PA-228 Seven Fields, PA Time: 2pm - 5pm
Saying “Fumbling me is crazy dawg” to my boss after getting fired
Look at my dog bruh. It was over for him before it even started 😭
It’s wild that hardcore kids are now acting offended by @nocurexxx “Keep Smoking. I Want You to Die.” Shirt lmao. Like this is barely offensive compared to so much other shit in the scene