Based Brando (redemption era)

How to quit Opiates [A THREAD]

i love how bitches act in the beginning .. that why i keep getting a new one

I have re-entered the band of brothers rewatch stage of male depression

miranda cosgrove asking ozzy osbourne for a selfie, 2003

i did this to an employer.

my Chinese mom watches Tarantino movies to improve her English and occasionally she'll practice on me

Hunter makes a convincing case for crack

Been ignoring Chase bank for months and they sent me some notice that they are gunna sue me for my 5k in credit card debt to them am i cooked what should I do fam

Saying “Fumbling me is crazy dawg” to my boss after getting fired

Eight hours a slave

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i’m convinced that men who own cats are green flags. cats are like women. they’re moody, independent, and affectionate on their terms. if he’s patient with a cat, he’ll likely be patient with a woman too. and if the cat loves him? you can tell that man’s got healing energy

Anthony Bourdain went all over the world & then killed himself. I think about that a lot.

You want a girl to OD and die in your house?

Wow I saw that Andrew huberman follows me what the fuck lol I’m afraid to tweet now I fear ima fuck up his TL

we need to invent a word for nerds who aren't smart

Saw someone with orange sized gages and started rubbing my earlobe