Drug Monkey
@drugmonkeyblog
Saber tooth housecat enthusiast.
According to the president of the United States… Ferdinand Marcos is the current president of The Philippines. Side note: Ferdinand Marcos died in 1989
Won at age 14. Won at age 45. Venus Williams.
Hey Siri, what do you get if you print Julian Alaphilippe at 80% reduction?
The two French stage winners of this Tour. 😍 #TDF2025
Also reduces the number of aggressive questioners after science presentations.
My mom remembered my saying that in Finland, they give you a sword as part of your doctoral regalia so that you can defend truth with all due vigor. Guess what was waiting for me in my new office?
Barren white woman steals black child.
Awww…love this 😌…Caitlin loves Zayn 🥹
Some people actually wanted Andrew Yang to be President. 😬
How do you do, fellow heavy metal enthusiasts!?
GET BINI A REAL FUCKING LEADOUT TRAIN!
Biniam Girmay crashed in the final kilometer and finished in pain with his teammates. 😞 We'll give an update as soon as possible.
Scan your news feed. Now browse your favorite Black Twitter account. Why is the algorithm feeding you posts from weirdos with 17 followers and suppressing the accounts you actually follow? "Social media" is no longer social. It's just media dlvr.it/TM3Wrz
“It’s a nine month salary” - academics
I just looked up hers and Angel Reese's salary - $80k a year??? How are they earning less than a Target store manager???? Tf
Unless they have it for short term vacation rental of course. Or bizarrely hoard three houses nobody lives in like my weirdass neighbor.
I once again am begging people to understand that an investor-purchased home is still a home SOMEONE LIVES IN. An investor purchase doesn’t take housing out of the market. It makes it available as a rental. That’s it. That’s the entirety of the impact.
The two taken together portend bad things to come for many of us
if scientists all just wrote grants that were scored in the top 1% things would be fine
Another Georgia commit has been arrested, this time on felony charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon: dawgnation.com/football/repor…
Where are those NoA for non-competing grant years? drugmonkey.wordpress.com/2025/07/22/whe… via @drugmonkeyblog
We forced a bot to watch 10,000 hours of academic writing then asked it to produce an article. It told us it would start next month when things will have probably settled down but it also has a new idea for an interesting, unrelated article
….and win stupid prizes.
1/ 'Anti-woke' American Derek Huffman is the third Texan to move to Russian-held territory to fight against Ukraine. As his predecessors were kidnapped, tortured to death, blown to pieces and killed by Ukrainian forces, it seems unlikely that his fate will be any better. ⬇️
On the alleged "scam" of academic medical school research appointments drugmonkey.wordpress.com/2025/07/21/on-… via @drugmonkeyblog
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