Dinah
@dinahaddie
Nasty Canadian.
I have 16K followers and one of them told me I’d get more if I showed my boobs so I thought about it and now I have 16K followers minus that guy.
Retweeting the fuck out of this today.
The soul crushing irony of being told you’re weak by the very man who’s put you through hell again and again and made you want to die and then sat back and watched while you got up every single day and kept fucking going.
Whenever a movie has a mayor as a character I’m like oh here we go. Here’s the mayor
Banger of a day, everyone. Great work on here.
sorry I can’t, I’m busy liking all the coldplay affair tweets I missed today because I was at my stupid job
[the other guy cheating on his wife at the Coldplay concert] phew
Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today
I wish I was still the person I was when I chose not to get Oreos at the grocery store this morning.
i'm obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets like oh you thought i was done
If you get cremated after you die you can be put into an hour glass and still participate in family game nights.
wait am I the only one who doesn’t have a piece of lore to share about themselves