Sophie Vershbow
@svershbow
Writer: @esquire @nymag @theatlantic, etc. Head of Social Media @ Tech Co. Mostly tweeting dogs & books. Opinions mine. ➡️ Same name on IG & Bl*esky.
I got myself mini babybel cheese to try and eat more protein and now I'm poppin' those things like tic tacs.
Love logging onto LinkedIn to see that the former-boss who threw things, accused me of photoshopping fake emails to gaslight her, and fired my team without cause on day 89 just accepted a new CEO role. Girlboss!
There is no better experience than sitting next to a mismatched first date with someone who understands that your joint dinner activity is now listening to said date.
Small note about Brad’s mannerisms that meant a lot: We were in a progressive neighborhood so of course everyone wanted a selfie w/him. Each time, he’d say, “Listen you should know Asad. He’s doing this amazing tour for my birthday. Follow him!” He decentered himself every time.
There is something to live for, and it's at the farmer's market. Go get yourself some stone fruit.
I need articles to acknowledge that in addition to economic, political, and environmental factors, the birth rate is declining because a lot of people simply don't want kids and this is the first time in history when it's not universally frowned upon to say that out loud.
every week these broadway legend actresses pulls up to their allotted 3.5 minutes of screentime on the gilded age and they give a performance that puts half of television to shame and i think that’s beautiful
Teleportation exists but it's being squashed by the big transit lobby. I have nothing to back this up, but it's true in my heart.
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
When you get your annual shots and are very brave about it.
Was waiting for a @StephenAtHome clip to hit the timeline that well represented my reverence for him. This is the one.
i think about this stephen colbert and dua lipa clip a lot.
Mamdani has been asked more times about a phrase he hasn't said than Cuomo has been asked about the women he sexually harassed.
Unrelated but when did everyone start hating Coldplay??? They have HITS! Grow up.