David Pomerantz
@davidpom2000
Writer, cartoonist, typewriter wrangler
Meg is big mad that people she doesn’t like are helping people she does. So very fucking Christian of her.
Rita Hayworth and Fred Astaire performing on the set of You Were Never Lovelier (1942)
"The Obama Conspiracy" sounds like a rather lame 1970s movie with George Peppard, George Maharis, Whit Bissell, and Diane Baker. #Obama #Trump #conspiracy #MikeJohnson #TulsiGabbard
The Washington Commanders will agree to change their name back to the Washington Redskins, but only if they can scalp Trump. #WashingtonCommanders #Trump #FootballTwitter
I kinda like "big beautiful bribe." #skydance #Paramount #CBS #colbertlateshow #Trump
With the end of The Late Show with Colbert, it's time to rebrand as Paramount Minus. #Colbert #CBS #paramountglobal #TheLateShow #Variety
CBS Summer 2026: "Crime Time is Back - An all-new 'Silk Stalkings' tonight at 11:30 P.M.!" #cbs #colbertlateshow #paramountglobal #skydance
As much as I sympathize with Colbert, we do have to acknowledge that he did forget the most basic, foundational rule of comedy: How will this joke, monologue or sketch impact the sale of Paramount to Skydance?
Kimberly Guifoyle is having her senate confirmation hearing today as ambassador to Greece. For the occasion she's dressed as a law professor in a Whitesnake video
The vicious L'Oreal-13 Gang is growing more powerful. This gesture means: "Deport everyone except my maid" "My Real ID clearly says Rich White Woman" "Return my mascara or everyone dies" "Where is my dry-cleaning?" "Fetch my child from the trunk of my car"
Overheard today at the Bezos-Sanchez wedding in Venice: Jeff: Honey, did you invite that weird dwarf in red over there? Lauren: No, sweetie, I thought you invited the dwarf. [blackout] #bezoswedding #Amazon #LaurenSanchez #Venice #dontlooknow
![davidpom2000's tweet image. Overheard today at the Bezos-Sanchez wedding in Venice:
Jeff: Honey, did you invite that weird dwarf in red over there?
Lauren: No, sweetie, I thought you invited the dwarf.
[blackout]
#bezoswedding #Amazon #LaurenSanchez #Venice #dontlooknow](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GufYzaHXsAAcjZq.jpg)
Kristi Noem has reportedly shot at least 12 afghan hounds for use as hair extensions
Fact: If Merrick Garland had actually done his job - and not delayed the investigations into Donald Trump for more than a year as the Washington Post investigation clearly revealed - Trump would not have been a candidate in the 2024 Presidential election.
"I don't give a f**k whose team he's on. What blows my mind is our resignation in its aftermath." @jonstewart on the Minnesota shooting
THOSE BLEACHERS ARE EMPTY. NO ONE SHOWED UP FOR THIS BS.
Rolling through Constitution Ave #Army250
Last night Trump saw "Les Miserables" which has an anti-monarchist uprising, or as we call it on June 14: "No Kings Day." #trump #KennedyCenter #LesMiserables #NoKingsDay
Go see the new family film,"Paddington 3: Bring Her Back." #BringHerBack #sallyhawkins #paddington
