Frank Conniff
@FrankConniff
Writer, Comedian, TV's Frank | Author of 11 Books http://amazon.com/dp/0578399229
Billy spent 9 hours in a cat carrier in a car today. Didn’t complain once. Now he’s relaxing and doing his usual cat stuff in an Ohio hotel room. This little guy is a road-tripping badass.
We don't know for sure that Trump and Epstein were friends. Could just be they were acquaintances with a mutual interest in raping children, so don't be so quick to accuse.
Tom Lehrer was brillant but very much of his time. You would need to have been around in 2025 to truly appreciate him. Rest In Peace.
HOLY MADS! We're celebrating FIVE YEARS of The Mads Are Back this week with another flash sale! GO GO GO! dumb-industries.com/dumbvideo
Uncommon publicity shot of Groucho on the barn set at Paramount for the finale of "Monkey Business" (1931).
On the bright side, he was a shining example of how long a person could live after contracting Hulkamania before it developed into full blown MAGA.
Full Disclosure: only one mention of Joe Besser in the new audio version of my book 25 MST3K FILMS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER, but that's more Joe Besser mentions than in almost any other work of literature. dumb-industries.com/audiobooks/twe…
Ernst Lubitsch, Preston Sturges, Billy Wilder, Charles Brackett, The Marx Brothers, W. C. Fields, Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Jerry Lewis, Dean Martin... How did they all manage to do great work at Paramount without a Skydance merger?
Assholes die, too. Not as often it seems, but it does happen and it gives our souls nourishment to be reminded of that. Thank you, Hulk Hogan.
Don't you people get it? Superman and KPop Demon Hunters coming out at the same time was some fucking Barbenheimer shit.
Billy! You pissed the furniture off so much it left for Minneapolis without us!
MAGA wants us to believe that finding Trump’s name in the Epstein Files is some difficult, impossible task, like finding Scott Baio’s name in the credits of a movie made in the last 40 years.
I hope the name of the book is “Eat Shit, Jake Tapper.”
Former President Joe Biden has sold his presidential memoir to the Hachette Book Group for an advance in the range of $10 million, according to people familiar with the matter wsj.com/business/media… via @WSJ
Now considered by many (myself included) to be one of the greatest movies ever made. When it was released the critics yawned and the public stayed away. Just do the best work you can, everyone. The reaction to art has nothing to do with the value of art.
Another name for this doc could have been "The Nicest People In The History of Show Business." Can't wait! deadline.com/2025/07/ben-st…
