Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt
Head over to http://pattonoswalt.com for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Cincinnati, Ohio! Let’s go bananas! Join me December 11-13th at the Go Bananas Comedy Club for 3 nights of laughter! Grab your tickets here: pattonoswalt.com/tour/
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the way no one gaf about what they were doing is taking me out😭
Lightning round went so fast that this nerd laureate forgot to mention SANDMAN MYSTERY THEATRE artist, Guy Davis!
My brain is a thrift store. New Substack post: open.substack.com/pub/pattonoswa…
Roundabout way to say he’s definitely on the Epstein list.
Wilmington, Delaware - I'm heading your way! Join me for some laughs on Friday, October 17th at The Playhouse on Rodney Square. Can't wait to see you all there! Grab your tickets here: pattonoswalt.com/tour/
I just want to get this straight. The conservative controversy around Superman is that… he’s the good guy in the movie, has a comic-accurate origin as an immigrant, and he’s nice to people? So they just hate the character Superman? It’s like being mad at Batman for making plans.
Happy Most Ironic Independence Day In American History, everyone! 💥🎉💥🎉
Underneath Los Angeles lurks an amazing new horror comic. Literally.
I just wrote my first note on Substack substack.com/profile/204566…
It’s always sunny at the @audibletheater. NYC, come watch a new special July 11-12! 📍July 11th at 7pm 📍July 12th at 7pm & 10pm Grab your tickets now: pattonoswalt.com/tour/
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Don't forget to pre-order your copy of ARCHIE VS. MINOR THREATS, a comics crossover event between Dark Horse's #MinorThreats series with the perennial favorite @ArchieComics series coming in August! Details: bit.ly/3G9QpVA Retailers: FOC is Jun 30 By @PattonOswalt,…
Can’t wait to see you all July 11th & 12th at the @audibletheater in NYC! Tickets are going fast, so grab your tickets here: pattonoswalt.com/tour/
Did NOT have an easy time picking my Top 10: nytimes.com/interactive/20…
