brian
@brianonhere
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im developing a type of wearable EMP style device that instantly gives anyone in the vicinity wearing these glasses permanent and irreversible blindness
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Me reading my old tweets
Francesca Scorsese says her father, Martin Scorsese, sometimes watches his films as though he’s never seen them before: “Something will happen and he’ll be like, ‘Ha! That’s great.’ And I’m like, ‘You literally made this.’”
People think a post is “successful” if it gets a lot of likes but personally I think a post is successful if it reaches just one person and absolutely ruins their day
watched the new superman last night and i have already forgotten almost every detail ❤️
This is so specific like lmaooo who are you talking about
People that happily cheat on their spouses but get super angry that you littered is insane 😂
Harrisburg Telegraph, Pennsylvania, January 9, 1930
I've been married 30 years. When we got married, we agreed that as the husband, I would make all the big decisions and my wife would make all the small decisions. It's worked out great! I'm just surprised there have never been any big decisions.
Should fathers be the final authority in the home?
Waymo is a godsend for working parents. Need to hand off the baby between meetings? Put them in a Waymo and send them to your partner across town. Impossible before now. Really grateful we have this technology 🙏
gee. i wonder why that might be
Many players have said similar things btw but it wasn’t a problem until someone from Israel said it
Someone fell off the raft when the Browns did the helmet reveal. I just can’t 😂😂
Wow it kind of seems like the whole way we approach housing in this country is fundamentally moronic
Irreducible problem with LA multi core acquisitions right now: Simply can't pay $400k for units that generate $30k in annual rent & have it work out ok You're buying tippy-top rents from a developer desperate to wring every last $ out of the sale... & you still need rents to…
why haven't they, then?
chimps could do abstract expressionism better than abstract expressionists
would hate to be a winged creature flying into this room
Thanks for the music, Ozzy Osbourne - Rest easy