dan
@Dansplainer
i don't know
You never see worms popping out of apples anymore . Imagine Israel burning
if the phillies don't re-sign the guy that hits the ball far you'll never hear from me again
i do not think the yankees know how to play baseball which is bad because it's their whole thing
didn't participate in the barnes and noble criterion sale this year because i'm trying to be a better person
pretty much the only nostalgia i'm susceptible to is 2008-2012 xbox live nostalgia
this and some 1v100 with the fellas afterwards was undefeated x.com/VideoGameHstry…
Xbox 360 Netflix Party Mode (2009-2011)
the books probably x.com/penguinusa/sta…
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nurse told me to eat something like chicken and rice for a day or two to try and settle my stomach and i had to act like that isn't my everyday dinner already
ditch the apologetic bumper sticker if you own a tesla i think you're a total dumbass regardless of the date you bought it
i always get along so well with doctors and nurses. i bring cheerful yet sarcastic banter to the examination room that everyone appreciates
every time i go to the urgent care they call someone else's name and i mistake it for mine. today i am sandra