dan

You never see worms popping out of apples anymore . Imagine Israel burning

if the phillies don't re-sign the guy that hits the ball far you'll never hear from me again

i do not think the yankees know how to play baseball which is bad because it's their whole thing

didn't participate in the barnes and noble criterion sale this year because i'm trying to be a better person

pretty much the only nostalgia i'm susceptible to is 2008-2012 xbox live nostalgia

this and some 1v100 with the fellas afterwards was undefeated x.com/VideoGameHstry…

thanks clippy

the books probably x.com/penguinusa/sta…

nurse told me to eat something like chicken and rice for a day or two to try and settle my stomach and i had to act like that isn't my everyday dinner already

ditch the apologetic bumper sticker if you own a tesla i think you're a total dumbass regardless of the date you bought it

the post emergency urgent care visit movie haul hits different

i always get along so well with doctors and nurses. i bring cheerful yet sarcastic banter to the examination room that everyone appreciates

every time i go to the urgent care they call someone else's name and i mistake it for mine. today i am sandra