Andrew Banner
@books_andy
ADHD riddled forklift certified rutiluphilie
Wednesday comics. New issues plus that Cyberfrog trade I ordered arrived today. #NCBD
The chinese propagandist will brag about how they will destroy your flora and fauna if given the chance, and expect you to praise them for it. Press S
The first thing I'll do when we liberate Japan, is to turn all the deer in Nara into venison burgers. I'll wash it down with some fries with aloe sauce and a milkshake.
It is honestly insane how rapidly the internet is being ruined.
The Uk government forcing discord to scan my face or show my id to verify my age is genuinely draconian. "Oi you got a license for that" jokes are 100% justified.
"That's right Guanoman! I'm holding the teopixqui hostage and you'll never find him." "You monster! Without him we can't sacrifice enough children to make the sun rise!" "The children will live! And there's nothing you can do about it! AHHHHahhahahahhaaaa"
Sydney Sweeney x American Eagle, oh my god.
If you want to understand how fake the current political system is, take a minute to listen to Ana Kasparian and ask yourself how much you disagree with. (0:00) Why Americans Care So Much About the Jeffrey Epstein Case (7:18) The Growing Nuance of America’s Political Parties…
Ms. Frizzle and the magic school bus go inside Obama's rectum to investigate whether he's gay... they don't even have to shrink themselves
🛡️👽 Captain America vs. Xenomorphs?! #Marvel revealed its craziest crossover yet: ALIEN vs. CAPTAIN AMERICA drops this November,and Hydra’s bringing chestbursters to WWII. @urbanbarbarian #SDCC2025 No one can hear you scream in war-torn Europe. More info: aiptcomics.com/2025/07/25/cap…
JUST ANNOUNCED: #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles: #BattleNexus! This blistering 5-part WEEKLY series has IDW’s #HeroesinaHalfShell meet allies from other fan-favorite #TMNT universes as they fight for their lives! A: Escorza Brothers B: @Santolouco
There is a stone cold fact that a lot of conservatives can't or won't face: You will never get the budget balanced or for that matter drain the swamp without taking a hatchet to the military industrial complex.
100 agree
Two different ex-girlfriends of mine had been professional dominatrixes before we dated. I... have a type. ( '._.)
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💥🐢 TMNT x Godzilla action figures?! Kaijua-bunga, dudes! Find out more about the upcoming crossover coming from Playmates Toys: ow.ly/cWPj50WuRAg
Every day is a gift. Be grateful, say your prayers, and enjoy the ride.
If her love language is “acts of service” it means she wants that snatch ate right now. At least, that’s how I interpret it
Quite the opposite. The more you travel, the more you realize how amazingly unique America is—the only nation in existence founded on the principles of political Protestantism. You realize how the third world is still a completely undeveloped, impoverished, and violent place…
A take: The more you travel, the less politically extreme you become.
Me and all my friends at the 10pm Ninga Turtle movie brother HH