Melina 🌞

Lock in because your future wife is currently going to a job she hates

Most of an adult man's life revolves around delicately guiding their women through regular extreme bouts of madness. To be bound to a woman is to accept that you are going to see the woman you love be clinically insane often and at levels you never imagined.

It’s only July and I’m already sad thinking about winter being only a few months away

You can add in a single vitamin that you were deficient in (or had a previously unmet increased demand for) and raise your daily calories burned by hundreds without increasing activity. This isn’t a “violation of the laws of thermodynamics,” this IS thermodynamics.

Girls shouldn’t have to pump their own gas.

Girls shouldn’t have to drive themselves

Lust and polyamorous behavior are standard in most species with a lower metabolism, as monogamy is very energetically demanding. People in top positions/high-income earners often engage in lower-behavior activities such as infidelity due to life and work stressors. Infidelity…

The more you become one with Christ, the more His presence is felt on the earth, for His presence then radiates through you; your being in the world becomes His, and all things in and around and by and through you become holy because He dwells in your heart and hands and lips.

Major Peaty win

BREAKING: Pres. Trump says Coca-Cola has agreed to use real cane sugar in products sold in the U.S.

A dead bedroom is just a millennial skill issue

Girls love creams and tinctures and syrups and tonics and salves and oils and powders and mists

It’s here!! The best book available on female nutrition 🫶

Friendly reminder to stop using ChatGPT to write your fucking tweets. It’s the epitome of fake and gay

You can be physically active, super athletic, and still be disconnected from your body.

The root of everything wrong with liberal American women is a lack of gratitude. This is a healthy, beautiful woman in a gorgeous house with a stunning pool and an Escalade, blessed to have healthy children and a full summertime with them… complaining about it??

Having good pattern recognition skills is unfortunate because I can instantly tell whenever someone is using ChatGPT to write a post Stop posting AI slop or at least put in the effort to make it sound human

you can tell someones iq based on if they set their phone font to bold

Having good pattern recognition skills is unfortunate because I can instantly tell whenever someone is using ChatGPT to write a post Stop posting AI slop or at least put in the effort to make it sound human

POV: you’re about to find out if the blonde girls are right