undoxxed wzrd (haircut arc)
@undoxxedwzrd
buy low, sell high
I saw a homeless guy this morning on the side of a freeway with a sign that said “Why is ETH pumping?” I pulled up next to him, rolled my window down, gave him a $100 bill and said “It hasn’t started pumping yet”
Damn why does skinny dipping feel 10x better than swimming with a bathing suit on?
Yall wanna see a dead body
50 year old white multimillionaire is angry at television show for being inaccurate with their golf references.
Wow this blew up
Like this tweet if you are gay
Does anyone even know what $DYM or $TIA do? Yeah you got a line repeat at parties so you don’t sound dumb, but cmon. You don’t really know.
December 2023 was a fucking vibe Had to be there $WIF
who’s doubling their bag here?
I am begging you STOP CALLING FOR NFT SEASON Nobody is bailing out your underwater JPEGS If they do, jump for the lifeboats bc NFTs will not hold value over time Now back to our scheduled programming
Best meme on Bitcoin + BonkGuy owns some. Market cap is like $50k or some shit. I love my son.
I love my son
The only reason my trading portfolio is outperforming spot Fartcoin is bc I hit a 72x on $BAP and jeeted the pico top Kinda got lucky tbh I’m >60% Fartcoin and it’s not gonna be easy to outperform the king from here imo
I asked ChatGPT to research my X account and report back
Pivotal moment for @jup_dao @JupiterExchange launchpad… If $Uranus explodes all of CT will be forced to pay attention and their launch pad will be a legit player Major inflection point here Run it
The ETH roadmap and scaling strategy is gonna look incredible at $5k At $10k the ENS domains I've been squatting are gonna look absurd At $15k rolling it all into Bitcoin is gonna be *chefs kiss*
That feeling when u ape a lowcap meme bc you think it has insane motion... Then you realize it's just one guy you're following who is autistically bullposting 100+ times / day Fuck it, we ball
Every @trading_axe like adds $10k to your trading portfolio Bankless guys could never
