Jacked Harlow
@whiskeysodapapi
27 | Nuclear Energy | Hybrid Athlete | J Crew 32x34 | Humble Genius | Avoidant Attachment | Espresso Lover | Stainless Steel Cookware | Seed Oil Free
All white party in the rain about to turn into a wet t shirt contest
Bros complaining about being six feet making six figures place of his own six pack abs and still no motion. Yet you walk like a duck. Your gait means everything
like idk man I do a looooooot of emotional labor to help my friends be okay with the casual sex they are having, like … that can’t be correct ?
Ragebait meta is the way
It might be time to hop off the apps. Absolutely delusional
They need to make dress shirts for guys with tiny little waists and 17” biceps
I have never been more glad to be dating my ex. I already know what he did to his last girlfriend
Is anyone available to stand near me when I have a Pedro Pascal style anxiety attack later?
How it feels to have: 0 Labubus 0 Love Island watched 0 Dubai chocolate consumed 0 Dating profiles
Can a female oomf check if I’m on the tea app and if I’m not please say good things about me on there. Thanks
My sister (31) brought up a “are we dating the same guy” group the last 3 times I talked to her. Is she cooked?
These jeans and her talking me through it
Yea… American Eagle is about to go vertical. $AEO x.com/sweeneydailyx/…
If you think hunter looks better you’re just depraved and horny
Hunter Biden looks better at 55 on a steady diet of ketamine and blow than Bryan Johnson looks at 47 after micro-calibrating the air in the sleep room where he logs his boners
How does this affect Marlon Mack?
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.