jax

the club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing. there is much pain in the world, but not in this room.

in honor of ozzy osbourne

cigarettes smoked between the hours of 11pm-4am r harmless

liking the selfie he posted to validate his attention seeking behavior

i’m still soooo pissed a reply guy gifted me an annual premium subscription. ugly ass checkmark.

a mexican woman and her emotional support matcha

do care + did ask + i love you

on hinge but in a performative and much more niche way

#fuckurlabubufriday

omg babe don’t even worry about him he’s just my ex-online-situationship that i would most certainly fall in love with if it weren’t for the hundreds of miles that stand between us

Use this tweet as an excuse to post a picture where your body was insane

getting complimented by a barista at ur fav coffee shop elicits the same kind of high meth addicts chase

you’ll be on the verge of killing urself & here comes ur roommate’s roomba

give me the 100k at this fucking point

yes my ass is insane, yes my personality is even better

agreed to go on three dates this week (i already cancelled two of them)