Riley Collins
@rileycollins__
Tweeting like a burner with government name and face. Rugby, miller lite super fan and suffering bears fan
Things I would carry in a purse if I had one: - eyedrops - PSP w/ MLB 07 the show - vbuck gift cards (for tipping) - portable charger - cleats (you never know) - a baseball - fresh underwear (you never know) - sunglasses - deli meats - mechanical keyboard - playing cards -…
If you think this is a good/cool nfl uniform your opinion should never be heard again. Legitimately the worst nfl uniform in the league from the worst dressed nfl team.
Jarvis, increase BAC by .20% and decrease bank account by $400 And Jarvis, while you’re at it, please turn on my accents
Johnny Manziel 🔥
Elite ball knowledge but it’s random College Quarterbacks everyone forgot about
I am a shorts wearer and I am PROUD of it. Stop slandering shorts.
The year 420 AD must’ve been so lit (if you know what I mean 😂🍃💨)
Living in New York is awesome because you can just go chill on the beach whenever you want No better place to be in the summer

Forcing my girlfriend to learn internet history by making her watch FaZe Illcams episode 38 and explaining the difficulty of every single trickshot
What an outstanding day to be employed and a contributing member of society

Just found Jefferey Epstein’s old tweets from 2012. We need to cancel that guy ASAP
First time at Texas Roadhouse. those rolls really are that good. And being able to get steak and ribs for $22.99 rules 8.8/10


The Arby’s in manhattan permanently closed. What the fuck