AYYBOSHHHHH
@ayyboof
5’4” 280lbs
Incredibly @ayyboof coded
Jarvis, increase BAC by .20% and decrease bank account by $400 And Jarvis, while you’re at it, please turn on my accents
FINALLY, A STRIKER
This is where you need to be. Viktor Gyökeres is a Gunner ✊ Narrated by Kojey Radical 🎙️
Talking to my gf of 3 years: I don’t know. I’ve just been tired lately. I don’t really feel like doing anything. Talking to male friend I met 2 months ago: *slurring words* We should stsrt a shrimp farm…escape from are 9-5’s
Car $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Home cooked meal $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
I can’t stop laughing at this lmao
you guys are pouring prego sauce over noodles and frozen meatball and calling that dinner and you're mad at me cuz im frying up italian sausage, cooking down down shallots and garlic, browning tomato paste, deglazing with vodka and adding heavy cream and parm
Maximum amount of time you should spend in an uber is 20 minutes. Anything more the ride just becomes weird
Why would y’all upload your drivers license to an app created 45 minutes ago man 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I don’t even really share my music taste much on here anymore bc most of you own Labubus and that says enough
quit all my vices so I decided to (finally!) get really into diet coke, the amazing beverage that immediately makes you feel better with no negative side effects whatsoever
If you send me an email on a Friday you are an enemy of Christ If you put a “sync” on my calendar on a Friday you are an enemy of Christ If you ask me for anything, contact me with information, or otherwise fuck with the vibe on a Friday you are an enemy of Christ
How does he have this much aura this is insane
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
go ahead. post another "it’s more expensive to cook at home than eat out take." tell me criticizing Uber Eats is ableist. say it cost $38 to make a hot dog. come up with a woke way to claim buying a taxi for your burrito is revolutionary. call me gay for making my own McFlurry.
to the randoms i meet at festivals and follow them on instagram after having a drug induced conversation, ill never unfollow you we are locked in for life 🤞🏻
Since we’re all talking about Kinahau today, gimme this shit😡😡😡
I won’t rest until this Kinahau biggie flip is mine