skooks
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ride the liger. opinions my own
What makes a corporate office bearable for me is developing toxic codependency on my immediate colleagues. Mutually assured career destruction through kompromat obtained via drinking or bitching. Keeps things visceral, consequential.
just fed him a spoonful of sour cream. He’s calm now.
the fact that "debian install media" is slang for estrogen in china will always stay with me
Guys turn 25 and make their new jiujitsu hobby everyone else’s problem. You look like you swallowed a hanger and I can see the ringworm on your arms man please dude I wanna talk about something else
How it feels to be the only American on the software engineering team
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I bought this anti-anxiety device on a whim, and immediately had buyer's remorse. I just knew it would be collecting dust in a drawer in a week But... it works?? My anxiety is way better?? I use it all the time and am sad when it's charging??
Back in my day you had to fuck marriage style if you wanted a little dude for free labor and goofy ass fits
he didn’t know you’re not supposed to lick the uber driver’s elbow
