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@am_yers
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this guy better not resign, out of spite if nothing else
This could literally pass as a scene straight from The Office
You can't be a baby in the office. It makes me look like I hire babies.
Trying to explain why defense doesn't put on evidence at prelim to moms and gfs is one of the extremely minor but very frustrating aspects of criminal defense lol
The egregious penalties for possessing/selling drugs is literally the reason fentanyl became every dealer & user’s drug of choice—smaller, easier to traffic, harder to detect & FAR more powerful In other words, you & ppl like you facilitated a campaign of mass murder. Great job!
A reminder that while @GovernorVA and @JasonMiyaresVA are cracking down on fentanyl, Virginia Democrats like Jay Jones and Ghazala Hashmi voted against tougher penalties for fentanyl dealers. Want safe, drug-free streets? Vote Republican.
(defendant making eye contact with security camera while criming) Judge, that obviously isn't the defendant. He despises crime. He would never. That's his twin, who loves crime.
That's a good point Proving my clients are against crime is how I win most of my trials
ICE was in the Fairfax Co. Courthouse this week. Their visit appeared to be welcomed & facilitated by the Sheriff. ICE waited until clients were separated from their att’ys to detain them, shuttle them off in unmarked vehicles, then laugh at those who asked what was going on 1/3
A longtime client calls me at least twice a week just to update me on his life, despite not having an open case, and outside of my coworkers, it's probably the most consistent conversation I have lol (I need to get a life)
Not really. Throw that guy to the fucking wolves.
All prosecutors should have worked a couple of real jobs before exercising power over others who do.
💥Adam Lally worked a “few warehouse jobs” in college before joining the Norfolk DA’S office right out of college.
devil's advocate implies the existence of heaven's prosecutor
I think the idea that “The President is simultaneously an institution beyond the reach of criminal law and also a private person who can file $10 billion defamation suits when he dislikes a news article” is not very sensible.
Empathy and learning to read.
What exactly is the left wing propaganda in Sesame Street???