Jordan Lardenoit
@_lard__
It was all a dream.
Good morning to everyone except people who wear a hat at the gym. 🧢
When that first drop hits your lips. Pure bliss
Imagine you woke up today again and thought yesterday’s price was today’s.
That no state Tax is pretty nice…. @BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets @ryanwhitney6 @mattmurley19 @armdog @MikeGrinnell_

when i can’t stop doing my chinese accent around my girlfriends friends
You see something new everyday. Ryan McCormick started to tape his mouth shut on the Korn Ferry Tour so he’d stop getting angry.
Tariffs can’t hurt you if you buy American. 😉
This guy @FriedgeHNIC never stops. It’s insane. He’s AI. There’s no other way to explain it. Working the league into a pretzel. NHL TRADE DEADLINE on @Sportsnet 10am-5pm
This might be the best SNL skit in the last 20 years
Imagine basing your entire life, identity, and culture around being good at one thing And then the Americans are like ha ha you ever heard the song free bird before? Anyway sorry about the loss
Not kidding they legitimately might be the Bash Brothers
If I send you this just know me and my boy are gonna be a problem tonight
The NFL has turned the Pro Bowl into a flag football game NBA All Stars don't even break a sweat or play defense in their game NHL players are throwing haymakers 3 seconds into the #4nations game and it looks like the Royal Rumble This game rules