Jordan Schmaltz
@J_Swish24
Couple cups of Joe in @nhl, 1x @TheAhl AllStar. I’m not saying I was good. @HomeBy3Official @liveinfivepod @missincurfew || The Peoples Insider 📞📞
We’re in the works of pitching a multimillion dollar media network that will go unnamed right now. We’re looking for a match that you could only find on farmers only. This isn’t a go fund me type effort but help us boost our numbers so we can ask for 5 x 5 million and skip the…
I feel for the Doctor Darnell Nurse here. That’s a tough act to follow 📞📞
The Ladies Night Special ⤵️
New episode Ladies Night Special - 7.24.25 youtu.be/kKAmwGCvLCw
Imagine the CEO didn’t get caught though? What a nice little Saturday that would’ve been…
Shoutout to Wrench Auto Service. Middleton Wisconsin. Nice wrench fella
🚨#MissinCurfew Ep 406🚨 "The Association" | @DKNetwork • Live from @NBASummerLeague • Should the #NHL have a Summer League? • @HomeBy3Official show in Boston • The #Blackhawks and the Viagra Triangle WATCH/LISTEN: tinyurl.com/y3372t9h
What are you having trouble with Cauzuksky? Let me walk you thru it: Bolt on’s= fake tits Second act of marriage= 2nd marriage Fake sets = Fake boobs Spray ons= spray on tans. Do you have any more questions? Good luck -People’s
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The Ladies Night Special was just live. -Ozzy Ferdabourne shuttered -Gucci vs. a wasp -Head butting dudes is nails -RIP Hulk Hogan live on air -Golden Showers && much more hockey talk 📺: youtube.com/live/kKAmwGCvL…
Is the Lake of the Ozarks the bolt on capital of the world? Where a bunch of divorced women with 12 dollar spray on tans from Springfield Illinois and Jefferson City Missouri gather to try their second act on marriage? I picture butterfly tramp stamps and 12” heels from TJ Maxx.…
We will be live at the top of the hour @HomeBy3Official 10am cst / 11am est Can we get at least 10 chicks in the chat? It’s Ladies Night. 💃🏻💃💃🏽 -Swish
🤣🤣🤣 I want to go. I’ll bring the jungle juice felllaa
You left out the shirtless, jort wearing hoosiers with tank top tans driving boats they can’t afford in a ZYN-fueled rage while blasting Bob Segar while their topless wives are passed out from Jell-O shots and Fireball. And yes, I’ll be there next weekend.
It’s hilarious how excited people get for “National this day” or “National that day”. People celebrate these things harder than their birthdays or anniversaries. It’s National tequila day. Then the next day it’s National butt plugs day. The following day it’s National take your…
Tomorrow we will be live 11am eastern / 9 pacific. Load up the god dam chat folks. It’s Thursday. #LadiesNight
Live tomorrow at 11 am EST.
.@HomeBy3Official merch is in the works. Can’t wait for you guys to see this shit we got cooking. I’m in the lab like a young Bobby Flay right now. Like a Martha Stewart before she got caught insider trading and went to prison. Like Gordon Ramsay before he started looking like…
Should the #NHL have a summer league similar to the #NBA ?? The fellas might be onto something.. 📞📞https://t.co/1GtgNT6kpN