Beer Drinking Army Vet

As my first Platoon Sergeant used to tell me, “Garrard, life is full of disappointments. This just happens to be one of them.”

Tomorrow will be my Sadie Maye’s 9th birthday. She spends most of her time with Mama B, now. They have matching souls, but she’ll always be my girl.

The cool thing is, when Congress returns from vacation, their whole focus will be on passing the September Continuing Resolution, that they swore to us they would stop doing.

Ozzy’s “Crazy Train” was Chipper Jones’ walk up music practically his entire career. That made it a staple of my childhood and young adulthood. Thank you, Ozzy.

I could, like Congress, tell my boss that I will be recessing after business on Wednesday, and not returning til September. I would also be in the unemployment line tomorrow.

Alabama in July….

Not going to lie, the new Tesla Diner looks like it’s straight out of the movie Blade Runner, and that makes me feel uneasy.

Neither Obama nor Susan Rice will lose sleep tonight. Accountability is nonexistent. If either of them are arrested, I’ll quit drinking.

The problem is the courts. Democrats learned long ago, to commit their crimes in districts where no grand jury would indict them, much less a judge let it go to trial. DC and NYC will NEVER convict a democrat. Ever. That’s why they get away with everything. They don’t commit…

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A dog has saved my life more times than any doctor, medication or therapist ever has. A dog just says “Dude, I’ll sit with you til we figure it out.” God knew what we needed.

More “Fantastic Four” movies have been released than prominent Democrats have been arrested. That’s a crime, in and of itself.

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Within a week of my 18th birthday, I had registered for selective service and registered to vote. I remember a poster at the registrar’s office saying “Here is your soap box, now tell us what you stand for.” I always liked that. Who knew I’d use my soap box to tell jokes on the…

Mondays be like….

So many big accounts doxing and attacking each other. It’s a shame. Life is much easier if you drink beer with a dead country legend, and drink mimosas with a hatchet. This is a social media platform, not real life. It isn’t that serious.

Them: It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it. Me: I’d never want to be in such a club. Ever. As a matter of fact, I’m disgusted that such a club exists, and hope it’s thrown into the 7th circle of hell. We can make that happen. 🤷‍♂️

Imagine engaging in fisticuffs over a game such as golf. Golf is a good day, day drinking, interrupted by chasing a little white ball. I’m not throwing hands over that. 🤷‍♂️

Operation Lemon Aid! Help a Veteran Family. I've put this together to help a Marine friend of mine. Him and his wife have been through a ton of stuff. I wish I could help them myself, but I can not afford to. It's a surprise and they don't even know that I'm doing this. It…