The Degenerate
@TheDegenWeekly
Gambling & Guinness. I'm an idiot, not a professional. Bets tracked on @pikkitsports The_Degenerate
It’s NFL Sunday. Get to the bar at noon. Order a bucket of Coors Light. Something easy, it’s a long day. Start with the nachos. Check your bets and fantasy lineup. Juices are flowing. Last minute anytime TD parlay before kickoff. Shot of makers mark at halftime. Then Buffalo…
I will never in my life understand how so many teams let Kyle Schwarber leave. If I was a GM he’d be on a 15 year contract.
KYLE BLEEPING SCHWARBER!!!! 2 homers tonight. 10 this month. 36 this season. He is going to make some team very happy this offseason!
One baseball wager from me. If you tail then you need your brain examined
The only 9/9/9 challenge you'll see me accomplish is 9 beers 9 cigs and in bed before 9pm
This play likely results in a sack but I’m still ALL the way in on Cam Ward
Cam Ward looks very Mahomesy here
Trying to focus on follow through and staying upright. This is a 7 iron (not sure if that matters) How’d I do?
I’m rarely up this late. Only thing on is Sparks/Liberty. One of the best WNBA games I’ve seen (granted I’ve only watched a handful). Hate to admit that Kelsey Plum is kind of a baller. So is Natasha Cloud. Good game!
Sheesh
Alcohol affects you 30% more strongly when travelling at 35,000 feet.
Hey @grok has anyone who works at Guinness visited my profile?
It’s not the worst movie I’ve ever seen, but it’s not good. All about expectations. You need to have them on the floor. Maybe beneath the floor. Have the expectations in the basement
I know Happy Gilmore 2 is going to be awful but I’m still going to give it a shot
I know Happy Gilmore 2 is going to be awful but I’m still going to give it a shot
Haters in shambles
didn’t take you for a shirt on while you swim guy
Good thing the internet exists bc if I had to rely on someone to tell me this happened, I wouldn’t believe them
Nick Kurtz just had one of the greatest games in baseball history. 6 for 6 with four home runs, six runs and eight RBIs. He is a 22-year-old rookie.
When’s the last time the Rockies, White Sox and Marlins all won on the same night? If the Pirates came through I think the universe woukd have exploded
I'm going on a boat tomorrow. I haven't been on a boat in a while. Beer of choice is Landshark. Could use a cocktail though. Any suggestions? Someone said Rum Runner and that sounds good in theory but too many ingredients. Need something simple. Thanks!
Some are saying that the system went 2-0 last night. That would bring the system record to 5-3 YTD. Perhaps the system is not dead…
The System is betting against teams who just got swept. The System is 2-0 YTD. The System is a plenty tonight. The System says don’t pick and choose. The System says believe. The System is not of a down. The System I trust.