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@WorkRetireDie
I'm here for a long time, not a good time. Professional emailer at @friday_beers
Idk why but I get these random anxiety attacks after getting really drunk and doing things that will make me anxious
My biggest career hack is to just be a pleasure to work with
22 year old consultants who make six figures Googling for a living
when i'm getting lunch with my coworker and they run into their friend and i'm just kinda chilling on the side waiting for them to be done
Monday Motivation: even successful people aren't actually happy. So don't bother 🙏🏻
"I asked grok" "I asked chatGPT" well I asked Ronald Reagan and he said "AAAHHH! HELP! I'M BURNING! I'M BURNING IN HELL! AAAAHHHH!"
If you haven’t risked it all for your work wife, you haven’t lived
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer Kristin Cabot have been immediately put on leave, Axios reports.
Coldplay cheating scandal should be a tax write off
Great now I can't go to a Coldplay concert with my boys without my wife thinking I'm cheating on her with someone in HR
“Just checking in to see if you’ve completed your Coldplay Concert module yet”
God, I'd give anything to be in the Astronomer Slack channel right now
How a Coldplay concert feels before you’re on the Jumbotron
It’s nice to see a boss say “we’re a family here” and really mean it. The CEO is the Papa and the head of HR is the Mama. Everyone knows that
huge for brand awareness. double the Astronomer CEO's salary
this really sucks for faithful married guys who just want to go to coldplay with their buddies
Married CEOs can't even hug and romantically sway with their married head of HR during a Coldplay concert anymore because of woke
the only way to stop a bad guy with a podcast is a slightly less bad guy with a podcast
There is no reason that it needs to be as difficult to type on a TV keyboard thing with a remote as it currently is. Focus on fixing that instead of AI