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Taylor Swift addresses the Travis Kelce rumors
i know cuomo's pissed he didn't get a chance to hump the shit out of that pole first
Just doing some pull ups for PEACE! There's no better source of morning energy than announcing new ways we're making a safer city for you.
Things like this will keep happening in the skies as retribution for Nathan Fielder being snubbed for The Rehearsal. The first of many
this is my type btw
Summer intern fired from white-shoe NYC law firm for biting multiple co-workers: ‘Nibble is . . . too tame a word’ trib.al/YlEKwTz
We are 10 days away from the first pre-season game. This was enough to sustain me, at least through today.
A catch you have to see to believe 😳 2025 @NFLFLAG Championships on ESPN/NFLN NFLFlag.com to find a league near you
Honestly, if you are an adult using Roblox, your only chance of meeting someone may be another adult on Roblox. I support this.
ROBLOX’s CEO David Baszucki says the platform will eventually support dating for verified adults aged 21 and over: “I think a lot of people who might be afraid to go on a real life date might find it easier to have a virtual date to start.
I finally understand Ben Affleck
55 year old Jennifer Lopez puts on shocking raunchy performance while crawling on all fours with male dancers.
Katy Perry was supposed to die on that SpaceX flight and now Death is trying to take her soul by any means possible. She is un-killable and he will not rest until he has her. The war between these two powerful entities will split the very fabric of the universe as we know it
Katy Perry’s tour prop malfunctions midair.
Going to start hospitalizing myself regularly so I can get routinely woken from anesthesia by this therapy horse. If anyone wants to come over this afternoon and beat me within an inch of my life, that’d be super helpful.
Therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
If you haven’t risked it all for your work wife, you haven’t lived
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer Kristin Cabot have been immediately put on leave, Axios reports.
Coldplay cheating scandal should be a tax write off
it's tough to see someone else living your dream
Thai woman, 35, arrested for having sex with monks & then blackmailing them bit.ly/40sHzsZ
Congrats to walking bucket Pete Davidson who finally had sex and is expecting his first child with girlfriend Elsie Hewitt
Idc if this apology from the Coldplay concert CEO is fake. It’s real to me
This took me like 5 mins to figure out the graphic, but Shoutout to Freakier Friday for refusing the engage in the 'make it fuckable' popcorn bucket challenge. Shaking the industry up
Every every robot fully transforms into Adam Sandler like this one, I might be on board with the revolution
Relatable
Eric André says he once accidentally received oral sex from a male masseuse during a couples massage.
BREAKING: Rizzler ok after vicious attack on Big Justice.