🌺Tita🍍🌈✊🏾

They’ll be like: How do you know everyone? Shit, we all went to Twitter together.

Today’s Advice….Don’t go above and beyond for people/relationships anymore. Meet them as far as they meet you. Speak to them as much as they speak to you. Include them as much as they include you!

Well hello Tita 👀👀😂 haven’t seen you in my feed in ages.

If you built like Roblox… shut your mouth while talking to me!!!

Accidentally waterboarded myself in the shower, in case you needed another reason to be attracted to me or whatever

So apparently sometimes people put chocolate chips in their banana bread. And I found out today that if you eat a slice of said bread, you’ll jizz in your pants. 🤤🤤

Nothings even real anymore everyone (including me) uses Chat GPT to post and text lol 😂 Those long “— “ Def a sign of Chat GPT and then uses of emojis. IYKYK

Not to self to cry too much at night. My sinuses stay clogged forever, I can’t breathe and now I really can’t sleep.

Some people need to post about how much their significant other loves them.. because they need to convince a bunch of strangers that their life is solid to keep from remembering how deeply neglected they are in their relationship. The internet is fake and those people are…

I turn 50 on October 3rd. Gonna make myself breakfast, spell out 50 with my bacon and enter my Walter White era.

I mean you COULD try to pay me to care less. I’m not above taking your money.

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I miss my mother every single day. This year will make 9 years she’s been gone. Miss you mama.

I am 41 with two grown adult kids and one still in middle school. Where has the time gone? 😭

It’s only 12 and I’m ready to knock all this shit over.

Can’t cure cancer. Brought back alleged Dire Wolves. Okay. Sure.

It’s been a minute since I’ve been on here So… hi 🫶🏻 Sending love to everyone 🩵

4 weeks sober today. Weekends hit hardest. But nothing’s worse than wasting your life on hangovers in your 40s. Best decision I’ve made.