Twisted
@Twisteds_
@Instant_Dollars officer, prev @LiquidGuild 🇵🇭 wow/val/rust/league enjoyer
Embiid article’s got me excited to watch 48 minutes of the worst basketball ever played
I wrote about Joel. espn.com/nba/story/_/id…
they’re lucky i wasn’t around for noah’s ark, they would’ve had to take 3 goats…
i officially change my stance on “dumbest crybaby losers in wow” from pvpers to m+ers, thank u for reading 🤘
Can we talk about how being a jacked 6’4 blue eyed man with a heart of gold and a silky smooth jumpshot is somehow “unattractive”? When will skilled men who ball finally be celebrated, rather than told they are less desirable than a 7 ft center?
spreading misinformation is fun and available year-round, don’t limit yourself to one day a year
8/8 world 5th! fun but also kind of a weird tier. goal next tier is at least 4/8 week 1 🫃
he/him | 26 | former cracked 19-24 year old
If you ask a straight guy anything political he won’t reply like “homophobia is bad” instead he’ll say “homophobia in the big 2025” and attach a picture of Shaq on the Celtics
i wouldve done this at 23 and 26 if i wanted to but i was lowkey on some other shit
Michelangelo at 26 yo Bernini at 23 yo
Beating the dogshit out of my family at Mario Kart. No handouts. 1st 13 times in a row. People are crying. I feel nothing.
raiding in wow is awesome because i get to spend 8 hours a week teaching 30 year olds shapes and colors