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bro dont ask me what my tweets meant or who it was about, i just get random thoughts and send tweet

Jubilee: 1 REALtweeter vs 25 REtweeters | Surrounded

Jubilee: 1 Fine Shyt vs 25 Chopped Hoes | Surrounded

just saw one of these on a honda crv

i have some really funny tweet ideas that would probably get me on some really unfunny lists

they should invent an instagram story that i actually want to see

its her world, i’m just farting in it

mutual monday: reply or else…

bro got an archaeology degree just to dig in his butt🙄

i love when people don’t delete a single instagram post. yes. who were you in 2013?

we have food at home, idiot. also i love you

how’re you gonna stand on business when you’re not even standing at the top of that pyramid scheme

hechando me un grito bien chingon en la ventanilla del macdonals

i hope you find a really cool song that you wanna share and then your spotify link doesn’t embed correctly

do NOT tweet right now i had 5 beers

no grandpa, i think its really cool that you have arthritis

just met a podiatrist… i know what you are