Travis (He/Him)

PM says the barn-dog 'must explain himself'. He got pie-eyed during & after parliament. Walked from the watering hole to his digs or cab rank. Sat on planter box to call his other 1/2. Fell off said planter box, slurring & sweary. Passer by filmed & sent to @DailyMailAU #Auspol

Not content with demonising people receiving social security, the latest spin from some elected representatives is that people working fewer than 5 days a week are unpatriotic leaners who don't care about productivity. ⬆️Hours worked doesn't necessarily = ⬆️ productivity #Auspol

It's my brain on drugs, isn't it? #JustSayKnow

Yet, there are ads on social media warning people taking 'cashie' jobs they will face harsh consequences if caught not declaring taxable income. In case #Auspol is wondering why trust is somewhat low. Examples like are illustrative for you

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Often said low income households pay no tax. For personal income tax that’s true but including all taxes the story changes substantially

Cheat to win 😂😂

This avocado is a metaphor for my life. I waited too long to enjoy it and now it’s spoiled.

I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: "Don't go in there! Don't go in the church, you moron!" She is watching our wedding video again.

Facts 😂

Dogs wait for a visit from their favorite ice cream truck..🐕🐾🍦🚚😍🙂 📹dogmom_dk

proposing infront of a public crowd is like a hostage situation

Trump-backed clergy overturn Washington state law requiring the reporting of child abuse After his involvement with Epstein should we be suprised 🤔 msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/show…

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To be frank, I'd need to change my name.

From Ainslie, Manuka, Watson to Dickson, it’s been an incredibly friendly reception from locals this week. Thanks to everyone who stopped to chat. If I missed you, feel free to get in touch: 📧 [email protected] 📞 02 6205 1919

Whenever I go to a psychic, they're either angry or depressed. I've never met a happy medium.