kirstyn ♡

This avocado is a metaphor for my life. I waited too long to enjoy it and now it’s spoiled.

I’m like if Sylvia Plath was bisexual and had twitter

No one wants to day drink at the park anymore

Self Reflection

When people talk about performative reading it's not me trying to impress women but me impressing older people into thinking there's still hope for this generation...

crazy how autistic terms are becoming buzzwords in pop culture and meanwhile the r slur is also back in vogue. that’s just very interesting to me

Wait I wanna follow one more person bc 999 is an angel number 😛

I have randomly selected fav moots and turned their notifications on

I don’t have haters, only lovers..

And y’all thought I was kidding

Does anyone else’s Twitter glitch out so bad when they have a hit tweet

Jeremiah’s spray tan and bad bleach job irritates me

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Ugh I can’t wait

taylor swift as medications i fill at work: oxycodone 10 mg

“The concept” shut the fuck up