The Grimm Report 🏴🇮🇪🇵🇸
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A sometimes humorous look at those who govern us. I don't tend to hold back, no matter who they may think they are. @thegrimmreport on TikTok
THE GRIMM REPORT NEWS SNP members are to raise a motion at Party Conference to stop their elected members /Leaders from using the term UK or Britain when describing the collective colonial state. Alternative suggestions are being sought. Please reply to @theSNP
Over a decade ago, I was proud to introduce the bill that gave 16 and 17-year-olds the vote in Scottish elections. Young people here have a stake in shaping our future, and it made Scotland’s democracy stronger. The UK is finally catching up - this change is long overdue.
Next Year Labour will be stripping the disabled of their benefits and your relations will be debating whether to pit you doon or no. 🤔
Last year, people in Scotland ended 14 years of the Tories by voting for a UK Labour Government. Next year, they can end 18 years of SNP waste and incompetence, and deliver the new direction Scotland needs by voting @ScottishLabour in May🌹
He'd have been run aff his feet if you were a regular visitor.
Brilliant to present Garelochhead's Matthew Smith with a well-deserved certificate for 500 hours of volunteering. Matthew serves up fresh food in Centre 81's community café almost every day!
Remember to roast him and Starmer on the genocide in Gaza or have you and Gus Robertson been filling your boots with shekels too?
Ahead of the visit of the President of the United States to Scotland, First Minister @JohnSwinney said that the partnership between our two countries remains steadfast. gov.scot/news/president…
Can you not ask Head Office for some Campaign funds or better still your Branch Manager @AnasSarwar he's a millionaire apparently. 🤔
I'm standing for @ScottishLabour in Edinburgh Eastern Musselburgh and Tranent I’m already out campaigning with my team but your donations can help us get the message out! Every few pounds raised helps us communicate directly to voters and win in 2026. crowdfunder.co.uk/p/katherine-sa…
THE GRIMM REPORT WEEKENDER In a show of Unity, Unionist Parties allegedly done a behind doors deal to Undernine Scotland at every stage since 2007. With the backing of SMSM they're continuing to collaborate with their London masters.
THE GRIMM REPORT EXCLUSIVE The King of England has sent a message of thanks to President Trump for his swift decision to end the Epstien enquiry. He stated "My brother and I are looking forward to welcoming President Trump on his State visit later in the year."
If I posted this people would think it was a Parody. 🤦♂️🤦♂️ Two UK charities donate millions to Israeli settlement in occupied West Bank theguardian.com/society/2025/j…
GRIMM REPORT BREAKING NEWS @AnasSarwar has formally asked Foreign Secretary @DavidLammy to contact the Indian government to secure the release of his Father former Labour MP Mohammad Sarwar from house arrest for alleged corruption while Governor of Punjab.He is yet to get a reply
Nothing makes them them angrier than the execution of children queuing for water. 🇵🇸
Nothing makes these idiots angrier than a proud Jew.
Yep those radicalised Children queuing for water deserved everything they got. #babykillers
The IDF fights radical Islam on behalf of the entire free world. Heroes.
THE GRIMM REPORT ROYAL NEWS Lady Barking Madstone has revealed that Prince Andrew will take up Royal duties once again, by aiding the King in Educating 16 and 17 year olds on the voting process. The Prince will take the girls and the King, we'll you know. 🤔
THE GRIMM REPORT DAILY. THEY'RE FUCKIN THICK, EP.1 @ScottishLabour Leader @AnasSarwar when asked why he supported Pakistan Independence like his forefathers but refuses to back Scottish Independence he replied"I don't have four fathers, only one and he's under arrest in Pakistan.
THE GRIMM REPORT TODAY @AnasSarwar has applied to Mensa after completing a jigsaw. He boasted that it said 3-5 years on the box and he completed it in only 6 months. A spokesman for Mensa declined to comment but sent an emoji 🤦♂️
THE GRIMM REPORT EXCLUSIVE After an exhaustive investigation into excess food consumption in the past year at Westminster, Catering Chiefs were left stumped. However, The Grimm Report has uncovered the reason, but unfortunately Blair McDougall MP was unavailable for comment.
An Independent Scottish Republic will end this farce.
GRIMM REPORT EXCLUSIVE The Grimm Report understands @RealStephenKerr has been informed that he can't make any more pre watershed appearances on TV,due to the extraordinarly high number of traumatised kids and barking dogs when he last made an unexpected appearance on @STVNews
Tiocfaidh àr là 🇮🇪 ya glaikit auld boot.
That a band can do the terrible things they’ve done and thrive is a measure of how bad a state we’re in.
To the genocide enablers causing the death and suffering of 2 million people in Gaza: we will end your vile trade.
To the people smugglers leading hundreds of people to their death in the Channel: we will end your vile trade.