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I'm barely here anymore. Not coz I'm moral and good (I'm definitely not) but coz, since October 2023 my reach on here has been reduced down to virtually nothing. So what's the point? You CAN find me shitposting and being generally pesky right here: bsky.app/profile/soozuk…
never stopped thinking about the poem hulk hogans daughter wrote after he went on a racist rant bc she was dating a black guy
Probably the single most delusional and least self aware tweet I've ever seen in my life
well glad that wasn’t blown out of proportion, wasting time and resources
No action to be taken over Kneecap's Glastonbury performance bbc.in/46ABPBp
So, are we meant to all pretend that people with visible ethnic differences don't experience racism differently from those who appear to be white? That's gonna be the Labour line?
This is the clip of my interview.
I believe so strongly that if that CEO and VP had simply styled it out and not reacted that video would never have been posted and the affair never revealed, your honour I ask the jury
Joke party
🚨 NEW: A Labour MP has suggested that Keir Starmer can avoid future mass rebellions by threatening to suspend around 10 MPs in the rebellion at random The MP has even suggested picking names from a tombola on live TV [@e_casalicchio]
This is the real reason the first movie is the only truly great one. It has the least dinosaur screen time and is actually about things in a meaningful way. You're as nostalgic for the feeling of films like this as you are for the music or dinosaurs.
The T-Rex scene in Jurassic Park may be iconic, but the dinner table ethics debate is just as riveting and often overlooked.
I am one of Londons many phone thieves, but I do it so that people can get off their screens and embrace the beauty of everyday life.
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cool so you're admitting it's heavily skewed towards wealthy then
25% of families using private schools earn below the UK's average income. Far from being wealthy, thousands of families impacted by @UKLabour's education tax are struggling to make ends meet. They should be praised for investing in education, not penalised by class warriors.
I've got ADHD, Joanne. It comes with the territory. Now we've cleared that up: What's the explanation for The World's Number One Women's Rights Defender™ saying zero, zilch, nada about the impact of Israel's genocide on Palestinian women? Here's a thread on what JK won't say
I've never seen film footage before where only one character has been sped up to 30x natural speed.
Anyone who thinks The Last Jedi is the worst movie ever has not watched nearly enough movies.
Ok, the people decide. The worst movie ever? I start.
As evil and thirsty as this lady is, at least she’s trying out some *new* lies. Sure it’s a very stupid lie, but after 21 months of the same lies over and over, it’s kinda nice to see someone trying to spice it up a bit.
Genuine legal question, informed answers only please: Is it a crime to express support for people who have been arrested and/or convicted for expressing support for Palestine Action?