Elon Musk's Burner Account (parody)
@RottingOnion
Fuck Elon Musk. Fuck his cult of morons. Fuck anyone who goes easy on Musk.
Reminder: If you mock bullies, that doesn't make you a bully. If you cannot tolerate bigotry, that doesn't make you intolerant. if you mock @Cobratate's head shape, that doesn't make you a body-shamer If you call @elonmusk fanbois retards, that doesn't make you an ableist.
I know the daily life is frustrating, but it has its share of satisfying moments as well.
FSD: Autonomy for retards.
Watch @Tesla Full Self-Driving v13.2.9 swerve onto the wrong side of the road, straight towards oncoming traffic. @ElonMusk says that this dangerous and defective software will be unsupervised by the end of this year. Does this look ready for unsupervised operation to you?
$TSLA FSD 13 missed even my low expectations (see post below) despite being limited to HW4: After 76,137 miles logged in the Community Tracker, FSD 13 completes only 96.9% of trips without a critical error. "Robotaxi" is just a distraction from Tesla's deteriorating fundamentals.
I have tested every FSD version in recent years, but this is irrelevant, as data speaks for itself: FSD v12 completes ~95% of rides without a critical intervention. I expect v13 will achieve 98% reliability and that Tesla robotaxis will need 5 to 10 years for nationwide adoption.
This fucking imbecile of @elonmusk's cult who believes @elonmusk and hi retarded claims that a billion Optimus will be produced each year, also believes the following. ALL @elonmusk fanbois are vile shits and retards, without exception. @billsaiwen, this is YOUR tribe.
There will come a time where a billion are being pushed out every year.
This conehead @pmarca is a fucking retard. These shits and their panic regarding population. Billionaire shits actually do not understand what a billion is, let alone what a population of 8 billion is. All the techbros, without exception, are fucking morons.
Alas.
Another great one-handed post by Gunther.
Look at that golf swing for a 79 year old… Beautiful! Is there anything this man can’t do?
@ICannot_Enough, takes today's trophy for the stupidest retard of @elonmusk's cult. The battle for the top rank is heating up fast.
Not only impossible, but even dumber than cumulative revenue. $tsla
Here's my view on Tesla vs Google and Amazon: I believe Google is a better Robotaxi play than Tesla. I believe Amazon is a better Humanoid Robot play than Tesla. So the reason I don't own Tesla is that I believe there are different companies, each leading in the two big…
Did you know @libsoftiktok is a racist-ass thundercunt?
“What’s dating like in austin?” men in austin on the weekends:
These men spent $10,000 each to attend a ‘Masculinity Retreat’ to become more manly. The men float around hugging each other while CRYING in an effort to become ‘Alpha Male.’ 🎥 @MarioNawfal
Trump still being alive is proof enough for me that God just doesn’t exist.
Photo of Trump from today
Jacques Kallis scored more test centuries after turning 34 than Ben stokes has in his entire career.
Jaddu is better than Ben Stokes in batting, bowling, fielding and sledging.
The Greatest All Rounder and Ben Stokes in one Frame .
This is how @elonmusk cult.morons think and speak. When you encounter a specimen of this subspecies of homo sapiens in the wild or @X, deride it.
Tesla's are the coolest cars in the world and they are the fastest as well I love it.. I still need a cybertruck and I need four Optimus robots. Having the robots will keep me from having to hire any liberal idiots. My robots won't have orange hair trust me.
If the North Pole is the northernmost point what is north of the North Pole? 🤔
If the BIG BANG started everything, what existed before it?
This is what Tolkien called “dragon sickness”
Elon Musk is now officially worth $405.6 billion, projected to become the world’s first trillionaire by 2027.