Earl

“Earl, where have you been?” Earl:

Tesla diner desert: Mere puffery pastry

Tesla diner:

Getting your servers attention at the Tesla diner

Pics of food at tesla diner look good. I want that waffle thing

At the Tesla diner you have to supervise the cook and if the food turns out poorly it’s your fault.

When Elon said the Cybertruck would cost $39,000 he was obviously talking about its resell value.

Hey everyone! I’ll be at the @theXtakeover in San Mateo on Saturday, July 26th. Reason to go -> I’ll be in the @LucidMotors official booth all day, so stop by and chat before scheduling an onsite demo drive of the new Lucid Gravity or Air.

Speaking of butts: time for an old fave (September 2022)

This is Chester. He dramatically slides down the stairs every morning. Just because he has woken up doesn't mean his legs have. 13/10

$FLOKI is the largest short liquidation of the past hour why would you even short a chart that looks like this? 🤷‍♂️

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Also Tesla requires you live in a penis-shaped area.

Bluntz is on point! 🤝️️️️️️ $FLOKI looks incredibly bullish on literally all timeframes right now this is not the kind of strength you want to fade it's also amazing to see how strong and consistent floki has been in running alongside the shiny new memecoins of this…

This is very rich from someone working for the company that sells Tesla "Full Self-Driving" as a "hands-on feature", and has a disclaimer saying that "failure to follow these instructions could cause damage, serious injury or death." Tesla is also the company that took…

Earl as a robotaxi safety passenger: @28delayslater

Actual footage of starving @Tesla influencers outside the diner gates right now