Fruitless Metropolitan
@RinseHold
Fools suffer gladly, I don’t
How immersive we talking?
IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE?!?
I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum on the last time they watched Jurassic Park 😂
The thin yellow line
🚨 This Avon + Somerset Police officer is urinating in a member of the public's garden without their permission, while on the property – in Taunton – to investigate what the force called allegations of a "very serious crime".
When you go to Laura Ashley and the prescription meds kick in.
put him in next door’s porch
What will Amazon do with James Bond? bbc.in/4gKLTJi
HOT older men in YOUR area want to know if YOU have been playing with the THERMOSTAT?
Does she sing or not, I'm confused?
Nurse who sings to children wins unsung hero award bbc.in/3XPjOKz
dorian gray goes on hot ones and he eats all the wings no problem but then when he gets home his portrait is really sweaty and begging for milk
‘No, I wasn’t in Alien. That was Harry Dean Stanton.’
This is a directory for some children's rodeo in Utah and ,boy , these names are fucking AMAZING
Why would they sell a birthday candle for 0 years old? It’s not like you turn 0 it makes no sense