John Donoghue
@JohnDonoghue64
Not THE John Donoghue - the ex military & ex police guy, & fantastic bestselling author of those hilarious true crime police books…oh, wait…it is actually me!
When I left my first #police force, I left a “Sorry for your loss” cake. When I retired from my second, I wrote a book of police stories that I probably shouldn’t share. #Amazon links: 🇬🇧 amzn.eu/d/7Q2BjYO 🇺🇸 a.co/d/4iPzjQ4 I’m not sure what upset them more 😂
Quiet please… Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping
😂😂😂😂 Brilliant!
Remembering that awkward time when my friend took a photo of herself reading one of my books on holiday ( amzn.eu/d/1YktKRu ) & it looked like she was naked, had pigtails that were standing to attention, and Olaf couldn’t believe his luck! #SummerReading #crime #police
Anyone guess the direction of the prevailing wind? #TreeClub
They’ve knocked down the fence… now they’re waiting for me & Monty 🐾
This evening, I will mostly be at Pembroke Castle watching a production of Pride & Prejudice …just waiting for it to start
Wasp clung to the window of my car when I left the dentist… I’ve got home & now he is 10 miles from his nest and all his pals 😳
At Pembroke Castle today conducting the medieval tours… thankfully it’s a rabbit free zone today. Rabbits back in the Middle Ages seem particularly angry 😳
Today I was 2631 miles from the North Pole, 3253 miles from New York and 62 miles from Rosslare… anyone work out where I was?
The Welsh Bayeux Tapestry… recording the last invasion of Britain in 1797 during which the French surrendered to some Welsh women dressed in traditional attire…
The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Daytime… from: Police, Crime & 999: The True Story of a Front Line Officer Amazon link: amzn.eu/d/hT54I8O 🐾
That awkward moment when you get arrested & realise you’re dressed the same as the #police car 😳 For more bizarre #crime stories, try ‘Police, Lies and Alibis: The True Story of a Front Line Officer’ #Amazon link: amzn.eu/d/0UFho0P 😬 #SummerReads
Typical! It’s going to take me ages to get home now! 😬
That awkward moment when you inform the American tourists that this is a fairly busy two way road here in Pembrokeshire 🏴 & the speed limit is 60 mph…
Today, Monty & I will mostly be walking around Bosherton lily ponds… 🐾
