Robert Hempsall
@RDFHempsall
Head of History and PSHE. Sarcasm available on request.
Joe Root has made as many Test tons in the last four years as Andrew Strauss made in his entire career, and more than Graham Gooch, David Gower, Ken Barrington, Len Hutton managed full stop
When you’re umpiring a County Championship match at 7 but you’ve got the Met Gala at 8
Hats off to the one and only Zendaya. #MetGala
Watch the football! It's gonna move! 😲🫵 A blockbuster weekend of football across the EFL this Easter on Sky Sports - and it starts now as Derby take on Luton! 🍿📺
To detract credibility from his statement, Gerry Adams will be voiced by a computer….
Meta may have used books by Gerry Adams to train AI bbc.in/4ctNOBp
Hearing rumours that the Night Tsar will be replaced by a Night Provisional Government headed by a Prince. Unclear what this means for the Night Soviet and its growing influence.
BREAKING: Sadiq Khan's night czar, Amy Lame, is standing down after eight years at City Hall. She says it's “the right time” to “move on”, but it's been “a real privilege to serve Londoners”. It's unclear if the £132k role will be given to someone new. standard.co.uk/news/london/am…
‘Ways to keep nephews quiet’ ‘Who is Henry Tudor?’ ‘Horses —> kingdom exchange rate’ ‘Leicester longstay car park’
Make the comments look like Richard III's search history!
Archduke Lead singer of hit 2000s Franz rock band Franz Ferdinand 🤝 Ferdinand Car breaks down, causes major problems
Franz Ferdinand’s Alex Kapranos hits out at the RAC after being stranded on the side of a motorway for 15 hours bit.ly/4dMPxl5
Wednesday, period 3, me to Y11
brat summer is over. the time of the orc has come
You merely adopted the rain. I was born in it, molded by it
WHEN YOUR EEL HAS A JAW THAT CAN HELP THEM EAT MORE THATS A -
Moray eels have an extra set of jaws in their throat to help them swallow large prey. (📷: National Science Foundation)
Jimmy Anderson finished with 384 wickets in England Test victories - one more than the total career tally of England's previous highest Test wicket-taker, Ian Botham
Not saying Lamine Yamal is absurdly young but Rhianna's "Umbrella" came out before he was born.
3 – Each of the last three winners of the UEFA European Championship finals have been eliminated in the round of 16 the following tournament – Spain at EURO 2016, Portugal at EURO 2020 and Italy at EURO 2024. Hurdle. #EURO2024
"It's a big building full of sick people, but that's not important right now"
Princess Anne and Hungarian footballer both in hospital with concussion - so what is it? Read more 🔗 trib.al/AwKEacO
Rishi announcing today has certainly won Paula Vennells’ vote.
Paula Vennells will be thanking her lucky stars. A day of cross-examination and it's going to be a short paragraph on p8.
If Keir Starmer wins the July 4 election, he'll be the eighth Prime Minister of James Anderson's Test career, and half of them will have taken office since England won the 2019 World Cup