Deebs
@DeebsFLA
A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky husband of @kayftl and father of daughters, uses commas, way too much. Florida rocks. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFU
Younger coworker had never heard of The Far Side cartoon before. Sent her a few, and she didn't find them funny. I weep for our future.
BREAKING: Former attorney for Jeffrey Epstein, Roy Black, has died, per AP.
BREAKING: Former attorney for Jeffrey Epstein, Roy Black, has died, per AP.
Ozzy Osbourne - Flying High Again (Official Music Video) youtu.be/qmkJSHp3GOs?si… via @YouTube
Ozzy Clarifies To St. Peter He Was Just Joking About The Whole Satanism Thing buff.ly/1d20csC
This performance feels so different now. Like he was saying goodbye to the world. RIP Ozzy.
"That's a good call-out."-What we say to execs, when we are trying to stall and tapdance our way through a presentation, after realizing we may have forgotten a pretty critical item.
Me, when a member of my team asks if there's a salary increase, for doing the work that his current role requires already:
Jon Stewart hiring a bunch of black people to just be stand ins in the background while he does Jon Stewart things tracks perfectly
Jon Stewart’s rebuttal to CBS canceling “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” is every bit as cringey and terrible as you would expect it to be.
Note the audience's response. Not laughter, which is involuntary. Applause. Cheers. He's signaling to his tribe that he belongs, and they respond by celebrating their shared hatred of the out-group. Whatever else it is, it ain't comedy.
After making jokes about how his show loses $50 million a year, Colbert responds to President Trump mocking his show being cancelled by telling him "go fuck yourself."
Name a movie death that you're still not over. The one that hits you every single time.
Name a movie death that you're still not over. The one that hits you every single time.
Obama falsifying evidence, spying on the new POTUS and instructing the FBI to create a crime after it was determined Russia had no influence on the election is much bigger than Watergate ever was.